That's us at the back of the fairy ferry. Not only is it listing, I nearly lost my balance and made a real splash. Not that I would have minded...
At Cherry Grove's Ice Palace, everyone gets ready. Miss Universe, her Pet Dragon and Anita Groom:
We were frumpy compared to the imagination of many others:
|Ryan and Carmen Miranda|
|China (right) is the only drag queen alive from the original invasion!|
Anita is threatening to photoshop an image of her mother's wedding day with the one below and title it: "Who Wore It Better?"
|Jilted bride OVERBOARD!|
|the "Drag Repair" crew put Band-Aids on my feet. Their card said they'd been servicing the invasion for 15 years.|
|I'm the queen of the world?|
|not a very ladylike pose, Miss Universe.|
|Sailing into the Pines|
|Drag queens get away with everything.|
|Anita shamelessly proposing to all the hot boys. Hi Denton!|
|Becky Beaver and Heather NumberOne - all the way from Australia!!|
|My pet dragon gets a foot massage, foolin around in Gostoso!|