Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Top 3 Responses

It takes a lot to get me to STFU, but these responses pretty well stopped me in my tracks. 

1. I'm shout at Bam, "Stop SNORING!" when he wakes up to deadpan. "I wasn't snoring, it was a light purr."

2. Out with my friend Yvette, where I meet her 8 year old daughter Belle. "Are you named Belle after the pretty girl from Beauty and the Beast?" I lean down to ask her. "No," Yvette interjects. "I named her for the hooker in Gone With the Wind."

3. Chatting with a certain 85 year old man and asking him the secret to living a long and healthy life. "There's no secret there," he answered. "Choose your parents wisely."

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