Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Puppetry of the Penis

The ancient art of genital origami! Puppetry of the Penis is making the rounds again---Bam and I and a couple of game girlfriends went to see these men contort penis off-Broadway last weekend. Or was that off-off Broadway?

Naturally, its creators had to open with a female comic talking about titties so all straight men in the audience could be made to feel as comfortable as possible about watching two naked men twist and mangle their genitals on stage. Why do I get the feeling that everything on this planet to do with male sexuality has the duty of making straight men feel as comfortable as possible?

Once it got going, the show was actually a lot of silly fun, Bam said it was the best $30 he ever spent. And don't worry, they said we could take photos at this point in the program...

Here's a reversal! Usually it's the performers who imagine the audience naked.
Here the boys perform "The Hamburger".
If you think that's impressive, you should see the "hairy tongue", get foreskin envy when you witness the "Eiffel Tower", or be wowed by or our personal favorite, "The slowly emerging Mollusk". Puppetry of the Penis plays another week here in New York City.

4 comments:

Auntie M said...

For more fun with junk see the manga works of Yamato Nase: http://www.liquideros.com/projects/project_chintsubua.html

carmel said...

a friend of my husband's created this show if you can believe it.

Sean said...

Ugh, my penis hurts just reading about this. Meanwhile, I can't wait to see what you blog about last night (or nite as you like to spell it...)

Don said...

Ouch!!!