Monday, October 20, 2008

the weak-end

Just back from a weekend in DC, which was an unqualified disaster!! The highlight was probably being attacked by a pack of rabid gays at a washed-up country-western bar because I didn't know the tush push. The earrings came off. Fists flew. 911 was dialed.

Details to follow...

8 comments:

The Blackout Blog said...

Hmm, that doesn't exactly seem like "northern charm" to me.

Tony said...

Hey Jesse -

Rabid Country&Western gays? In DC? Maybe they were Republicans. Maybe they were really vampires. Hope they didn't leave teeth marks. In any case, sounds like you ran afoul of pack protocols. Looking forward to the details.

Edina Monsoon said...

Oh I love Gay fist fights.

"Not the Face! Not the Face!"

Carl said...

Must have been Remington's. Not DC's finest. Did you make it to Halo? Or Town?

Mark in DE said...

Uh oh. Apparently nobody warned you about Remingtons.

Sorry, doll.

Mark :-)

Anonymous said...

there are gay cowboys in washington dc? with rodeo buckles and cowboy hats? seems unlikely . . . more likely guppies who wish they were cowboys.

mich

Edina Monsoon said...

Check this out. It is hilarious. If you have no patience, then fast forward to 2:20.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPsNi1k8Df4

But you can't say anything mean about her. She is only 15 and is quite upset that YouTube comments are calling her fat and stupid.

I think she's a sweetheart. The same thing happened in "Gone With The Wind", when Mammie climbed up on the table to pull down the curtains to make Miss Scarlett a dress.

Jesse Archer said...

Nope, nobody warned me. Rough trade!

Edina--I love to see a diva fall down and get back up again. Especially if I get to watch her writhe on the floor for 15 minutes in between. :)