Friday, February 08, 2008

Dream day/blow Job?!

Get this: I've been hired by PLAYGIRL---! And this is so much better than my last dream job.

I was at their last group model session to document the experience as their on-site blogger. In other words, I'm getting paid by to document the experience of being surrounded by six naked men during their nude Playgirl photo/solo jerk-off sessions. I'll be sure to provide a link to the sexually charged findings once they post my blog to their site.

Next weekend we head to Denver for a new shoot with a whole new cast of boys. NYC Party Promoter Daniel Nardicio of Dlist is involved, so there's bound to be a ton of local press and ingenious mayhem (surely involving delicious Rocky Mountain oysters) in the red state of Colorado.

Check out the boys from out latest Manhattan shoot. (Yup, the Viagra's taken effect!)

If you recognize a few of the men above as gay go-go's or porn stars it's because...they are! Playgirl is totally coming out of the closet--and although I was merely hired to blog, I'm a multi-tasker at heart.

At a certain point, one model couldn't get a hard on for the camera. The director bluntly asks: "Do we have any fluffers in here?"

Meekly, I look around. I'm sorry, did someone just call my name? As if by magic (and because I like to be helpful), my hand raises.

Finally, I can check that off the list.

4 comments:

Tony said...

Hey Jesse -

How fortunate that you're so handy - or whatever.
Hopefully your, um, versatility will make you indispensible to Playgirl Magazine. Way to enjoy your work.

ZEREN said...

GO GIRL!!! It is a dream job!!!

lwando said...

I hate you! That should be my job!

Anonymous said...

Handy? Mouthy, in more ways than one.