Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Iranian Girls Gone Wild!

The story of the Dans is a long and complicated one. There's CoolDan, and there's CrazyDan. That's simple enough--but then there was NeighborDan...who, in a move of unparalleled arrogance, decided to re-name himself "Sexy" Dan. (!)

Why?...So that the Dans could be Crazy, Sexy, and Cool. I mean, really. You can't call yourself sexy. It just doesn't work like that. He's still Neighbor Dan to me. Though at various times he is sexy, cool, and really darn crazy.

Neighbor Dan was bored one frigid day last winter, so he got the notion for us to dress up in drag and go out. This is nothing new, but that day he decided to do something out of the ordinary, so he hoofed it up around 96th and 3rd avenue, to the Islamic Cultural Center---and came back home to Avenue D with 2 full head-to-toe Birkas! Birka Drag Queens!

"How did you get Birkas out of the Islamic Cultural Center??!"
Neighbor Dan just shrugs, "I told them my sister was converting to Islam."

Ok, he is GeniusDan.





Care for some hummus dip?











Neighbor Dan (left) has a beautiful smile, doesn't he? Please note the knife, easily accesible in my fishnet holster (right).

It was the coldest day of the year, but we dolled ourselves up in the full birkas, with high heels and hot pants..and nothing else! We ran out the door and hit the club (Hiro) pretending to slice clubgoers' heads off with a big fake knife.
Yeah, it was politically correct.






Move it, Sheik it, Muslim Girls on-the-go!










People were utterly confounded, which difficult to do in New York City. When they asked who we were, we told them. "Iranian Girls Gone Wild!"

Eventually, we got kicked out. Me? Imagine that.

5 comments:

Urban Fag Ennui said...

You are absolutely insane and I am madly in love with you. Love Doris

Anonymous said...

We so need gays like you in Phoenix. Hell maybe I should do something about that. I just love you and your friends. You make life seem less drab.

Have to LOVE You
Jim

Lwando said...

Honey you take insanity to the next level. I love you being kicked out of the club....... again! There's one thing for sure, there's no "no" go area for you guys! Loves it!

Jer said...

hahahaha
still laughing.

Javier said...

I want the video!! Please recreate with a videographer. Way better than Paris and Nicole!!