Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Lance Armstrong outrun by Faggot

Eat my dust, Stud.

Lance Armstrong, 7 time Tour de France champion, races the New York City Marathon. (2006)

He is paced the entire way by previous champion Alberto Salazar (pictured here with him) as well as two former Olympic champions.


He finishes the 26.2 mile course in a respectable 2:59.37.





Jesse Archer, flaming homosexual, races the New York City Marathon twice. (here in 2002)


He is paced the entire way by orange glitter hairspray.

He finishes faster than Lance Armstrong both times. Running a 2:55.43 in 2002, and 2:59.17 in 2004.

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