Friday, November 03, 2006

Holy Bulges, Batman!

Is Batman a marsupial?
Check out this pouch!

Trick or treat, indeed! I bumped into Batman at Splash bar on Halloween and couldn't help but notice his ample bulge. Is it all him? Or is he paddin' with cotton what nature's forgotten? We're left to wonder now that Aussiebum has come up with a sort of "wonderbra" for down under.

Yes, folks, here's announcing the "wondercup", a species of underwear designed to "enhance the apparent size of your contents". Put in the vernacular, it'll make your dick look bigger.

Of course, after consulting with a panel of experts (namely me, myself, and I), it has been determined that Batman is most likely wearing an old fashioned crotch enhancing cockring.

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