Friday, October 27, 2006

Public Service for Sex Offenders



Real Dolls keep sex offenders at home. Just check out the website!





Leah (pictured) is keeping potential sex offenders at home. She's made of pure silicone.







Can't get a date? Tnen order in. Like you do with Chinese Food. For a mere $5,000 you can get a life-like silicone person, just like Leah (above). Put her in the bath for five minutes, remove, and she has the body heat you'd feel from a human being. Now use your bits to plug up any of her snug holes. And what about those multiple orifices? The website makes no bones about what you want from a real doll. Here's a sampling from the FAQ:

Question: What if I don't fit with RealDoll's sex parts?


REALDOLL's vaginal and anal cavities are made snug to accommodate any insertion. The silicone flesh is soft, slippery, and very elastic. Any petroleum or water-based lubricants can be applied to ease entry. REALDOLL's oral cavity contains soft silicone tongue and teeth. The oral cavity is as snug as the doll's other entries. All of REALDOLL's cavities allow deep insertions.

Question: Tell me more about the doll's entries

The inside of the Vaginal and Anal entries use a different grade of silicone than the rest of REALDOLL's body; These areas are extremely soft and feel very life-like, down to the subtle texture. REALDOLL's vaginal lips can be stretched apart very realistically. REALDOLL's Oral entry has a very soft and stretchy lips, ultra soft tongue, soft silicone teeth, and a hinged jaw that opens and closes very realistically.

Question: Tell me more about RealDoll's "suction effect"

When penetrated, a vacuum is formed inside REALDOLL's entries which provides a powerful suction effect. This effect is strongest in REALDOLL's oral entry. Some of REALDOLL's users have reported intense orgasms due to this specific feature.

Now if you want to enjoy that special suction effect without the hassle of cumbersome appendages, go ahead and order a simple torso at half the price! That's right, you don't have to find a real victim, because she's already cut up! You can even get a severed real head (check out the accessories page) to stick in your freezer. Act out your sick fantasies and freak out your friends...guilt free!



Avoid jailtime. Don't wait, order now!










1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You forgot to mention that they make male dolls for those of us who are not into women!!